11 Reasons NOT To Join Me In Calistoga In June

You hate yoga.

You are not interested in spending 4 days outside of Calistoga in the Napa Valley.

You get hives when you think about having a great time.

You don’t want anyone to cook for you and outdoor dining sucks.

You don’t like beautiful places.

You don’t like campfires and you think s’mores are poison.

You don’t want any individual feedback or assistance with your yoga practice.

You can’t stand really nice people.

You already have clarity and perspective about your life, thankyouverymuch.

If you hear another poem by Mary Oliver or Billy Collins you’ll lose your nougats.

If you had to choose between pool lounging and hiking and napping and reading a book in a hammock you’d choose staying home and watching TV.


But if I haven’t convinced you...

2 Responses to “11 Reasons NOT To Join Me In Calistoga In June”

  1. 1 Robin Netzer May 7, 2010 at 7:17 pm

    Calistoga + Its all Yoga makes one leave their body, their worries, and cares. The soft air buoys the soul and although you are grounded in your downward facing dog you have a gift of light. This is a honeymoon for the soul.

  2. 2 Elizabeth May 8, 2010 at 5:42 pm

    I would love to join you. This year is not doable, but I added it to my wish list for next year. Have fun!

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